My refrigerator magnet on the internets. By day I am the Creative Director at MediaTrust. By night I am a great chef, a dedicated husband, and a generous lover. And the rest of the time I am an enigma wrapped in a riddle, rolled in flour and fried in bacon grease. Go for it. groovemonkey at gmail dot com _uacct = "UA-471837-12"; urchinTracker(); Tumblr (3.0; @groovemonkey)http://www.groovemonkey.com/<object width="400" height="334" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?af2c813e" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=0300bf20fc" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="400" height="334" flashvars="key=0300bf20fc" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?af2c813e" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/>5th rule of fight club. Dont dance around like an idiot.http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/47555544http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/47555544Tue, 26 Aug 2008 20:47:36 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/NB8SwAb1Pd4se78uvUQK3PCE_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Riverbench wine tasting at Lidohttp://www.groovemonkey.com/post/47538182http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/47538182Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:02:09 -0700<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://embed.12seconds.tv/players/remotePlayer.swf" width="400" height="334"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.12seconds.tv/players/remotePlayer.swf" /><param name="FlashVars" value="vid=17625" /><embed src="http://embed.12seconds.tv/players/remotePlayer.swf" width="400" height="334" flashvars="vid=17625"></embed></object> on <br/><br/><h2 class="title">12second TV Product review #287 - Gillette Fusion</h2>http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/46889539http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/46889539Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:30:42 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FZ1st1Vw2kY"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FZ1st1Vw2kY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>Yes, he is that good. Tiger Woods - the Jesus walk.http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/46842145http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/46842145Thu, 21 Aug 2008 08:07:51 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mMVDklW6qwk"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mMVDklW6qwk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>Uber-thanks to <a href="http://twitter.com/allib">@allib</a> for dropping this Neptunes remix of Sympathy for the Devil on my lap.http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/44214102http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/44214102Thu, 31 Jul 2008 07:34:00 -0700 Mobile post sent by groovemonkey using Utterz.  Replies.http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/43733073http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/43733073Sun, 27 Jul 2008 13:09:41 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3qnGnQJY-dk"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3qnGnQJY-dk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>exactly what I thoughthttp://www.groovemonkey.com/post/43623565http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/43623565Sat, 26 Jul 2008 08:52:38 -0700 Mobile post sent by groovemonkey using Utterz.  Replies.  mp3 http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/43571052http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/43571052Fri, 25 Jul 2008 19:06:17 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/NB8SwAb1Pbv366sucMzVvTdQ_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>A photo of a giant cockhttp://www.groovemonkey.com/post/43568734http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/43568734Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:26:26 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ji5_MqicxSo"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ji5_MqicxSo" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><a title="Randy Pausch" class="inform-link" href="http://www.thestandard.com/tag/results/Randy+Pausch">Randy Pausch</a>, the <a title="Carnegie Mellon University" class="inform-link" href="http://www.thestandard.com/tag/results/Carnegie+Mellon+University">Carnegie-Mellon</a> computer science professor whose “<a href="http://www.cmu.edu/uls/journeys/randy-pausch/index.html">last lecture</a>” became a viral hit on the Internet, has died. His lecture is amazing, his death is sad to me. And it tends to touch a nerve considering all we have gone thru this past year. Thank God The Chick only has MS. Best wishes to his family. If you are intereseted, donate to the University in his name <a href="http://www.cmu.edu/giving/pausch.shtml">here</a>.http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/43519383http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/43519383Fri, 25 Jul 2008 08:46:02 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WNjhXSd-LP8"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WNjhXSd-LP8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>Gary Busey on “Thinking Outside of the Box.” I think I just found my new <strike>mentor</strike>, <strike>mentos</strike>, madman.http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/43437224http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/43437224Thu, 24 Jul 2008 15:23:54 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/NB8SwAb1Pbt7pl87umaR7Ttq_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>now this is a movie I can get in front ofhttp://www.groovemonkey.com/post/43414387http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/43414387Thu, 24 Jul 2008 10:57:55 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mGz6NdLBF2Y"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mGz6NdLBF2Y" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>I couldnt have said better. This coming from a blahger.http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/43330581http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/43330581Wed, 23 Jul 2008 18:32:42 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/klZyDWcB9blsikghvKKcM1jt_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.chetgulland.com/post/42817891/these-are-pretty-much-all-i-want-from-life-right">chetgulland</a>:</p> <blockquote>These are pretty much all I want from life right now. <a href="http://www.sneakerset.com/2008/07/18/converse-leather-pro-model-76-hi/">Converse Leather Pro Model 76 H</a> </blockquote> <p>DITTO!!!!!</p>http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/42851835http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/42851835Sat, 19 Jul 2008 14:09:53 -0700“I want room service! I want the club sandwich, I want the cold Mexican beer, I want a...http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/42849946http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/42849946Sat, 19 Jul 2008 13:36:00 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EwLmLrvXYJ8"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EwLmLrvXYJ8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>This is for my friend Heather AKA RottenPeaches AKA mustacheFingerGirlhttp://www.groovemonkey.com/post/41911266http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/41911266Fri, 11 Jul 2008 10:56:09 -0700“The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what we share with someone else when we’re...http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/41908890http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/41908890Fri, 11 Jul 2008 10:37:02 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/NB8SwAb1Pbak7w2uE64IHaYw_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>this is how my mouse feels most days.http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/41901478http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/41901478Fri, 11 Jul 2008 09:34:00 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UhHhXukovMU"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UhHhXukovMU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>Italian Spiderman. Genius!http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/41900212http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/41900212Fri, 11 Jul 2008 09:21:32 -0700<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.groovemonkey.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/41650319/NB8SwAb1Pb7w11snfVGQ0EOi&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/>This song reminds of my wife and the few years of living in SF in the TenderNob. ONe of the sexy songs I have ever heard. Its Tosca - Susuki from the album of the same name.http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/41650319http://www.groovemonkey.com/post/41650319Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:42:00 -0700